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quietharbeats:

madagayskank:

seaduction:

derekwhostillscaresme:

sailorswayze:

do you ever fake interview yourself

what the hell do you think i do in the shower

when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up

When i go into my garage im always like ‘this is where the band started’..im not even in a band

i feel like i will have to always live alone because of this

(Source: stonecoldshawnmichaels)

yongmuney:

“you look tired” is a nice way of saying “you look like shit”

kikmessenger:

i fucking love the “family having fun” google search images

trillow:

if you see a lion and it looks angry just tell him ‘i like your shirt’, lions are bashful creatures and often just need a compliment to brighten their day. however, if the lion doesn’t speak english. well, haha

autumnraindrops:

Favourite ATLA Scenes (in no particular order)

So far, this intermission is the best part of the play.

(Source: observando)

swingsetindecember:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

shield-agent-merrick:

carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer:

superblys:

beeftony:

So I liked this version of Flash Thompson a lot better than the one in the 2002 Spider-Man because he had humanizing moments like this one instead of being a two-dimensional jock stereotype.

#wow this is back

at the end flash is almost holding his hands, not in a slash way, but in a i get it man, i understand kind oh way and it always makes my insides kinda shimmy

Also, IIRC, every incarnation of Flash in the comics was physically abused by his father. This is a big part of why Flash was a bully.

His going “Feels better?” is because Flash of all people knows that lashing out at someone else can make your own pain seem less bad for a while. 

i applaud all of the above comments

Thank you for being wonderful people

i just want fics where flash and peter are bros and like solve crime mysteries while gwen finds the cure for cancer and kicks butt 

(Source: kelmeckis)

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

eldritchpixie:

THE SOFTWARE I AM USING IS GLITCHING AND IS PUTTING “STEAK” UNDER EVERY BEAT I AM SO ANGRY AND AMUSED

(Source: gossipseer)

(Source: justtouchedawkwardly)

theannieedison:

stupid-jeans:

theboneheadcastillion:

mirrimazduur:

0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20)

33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42)
53 - 63 is above average
64 - 80 is very high
80 is maximum 

I am just at the bottom half—34—of average. I’m incredibly close to having Asperger and that actually seems to fit.

54…This doesn’t surprise me at all.

I got 10…

57. I think this means I’m gullible and care too much.

(Source: revcleo)

justkeepbreathingnow:

day 61: one of your most prized possessions

I’m gonna talk about something other than my iPod, iPhone or teddy bear for once, but it might get sappy or super long-winded anyway based on my chosen object, so bear with me here.

Long story short, my church and lifelong spiritual home crumbled…

Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.